Learning to Live

I’m in love with these shoes. Kmart.

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:55:02 -0700

I’m in love with these shoes.
Kmart.

Whenever i have a free weekend, someone comes along and unfrees it.

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:37:24 -0700

I so badly need to clean the hell outta my room, but i can’t do that unless i have no plans for the weekend. And i could just say that i’m busy, but i’m not and when you don’t get out much with people, it’s not very nice to tell people you’re busy.

Sigh…maybe i’ll try to get some motivation and do a bit this evening.

I was looking at apartments today at work. I was thinking of how wonderful it would be to have my own food in the fridge…my own laundry in the washing machine…my own shoes in the closet…my own dishes in the sink and my own shampoo in the tub. Oh how beautiful and marvelous. It would be like heaven. Screw everything else. And most of all…i could sleep. Unless of course i get stuck with loud neighbors in which case i’d have no choice but to kill myself (not really).

kawaiikegaard: carbonstuff: Coiled intestines of tadpoles,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:29:34 -0700

kawaiikegaard:

carbonstuff:

Coiled intestines of tadpoles, seen through their transparent skin. They use it to digest plant matter.

Oh, and of course, this was the inspiration for this.

Image source here

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

I've been sitting here naked for the past 15 minutes because i'm too lazy to get in the shower.

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:49:12 -0700

This is my life now. I must accept it.

Whisperedriots

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:44:46 -0700

I’m like 99% sure he actually exists…this real, actual, human male. I’ve yet to meet him, so i can’t say for certain. But that’s why it’s so great. It’s a weird situation. And it’ll be weird to explain to people if we eventually meet…if we meet and anything happens. But i’m content with the way things are because it’s comfortable.

~Boy online that i’ve been talking to for a long time and have never met or even spoken to.

I really like this. It’s like having a pet tiger that lives at the zoo. You can’t touch...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:24:13 -0700

I really like this. It’s like having a pet tiger that lives at the zoo. You can’t touch it or hug it, but you can go visit it whenever you want and you have a fence between the both of you to prevent it from ripping you up.
It’s a pretty sweet deal, i think.

cyberduckie: monalisasnmadhatters: futuretoews: A Jonathan...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:17:50 -0700

cyberduckie:

monalisasnmadhatters:

futuretoews:

A Jonathan Toews fish face.

The more I look at this, the more adorable it gets.

~~I’m so gone, someone help me~~

His eyes…yahp. I’m done.

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skolita: Happy family.

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:54:38 -0700

skolita:

Happy family.

gatheringbones: cyprith: d0z0: the-tabularium: justalittlelau...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:53:26 -0700

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

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Fri, 24 May 2013 19:50:59 -0700

saturdaymorning: letmehoswayyou: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:50:53 -0700

saturdaymorning:

letmehoswayyou:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

This is insane.

italdred: (by emibot)

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:50:10 -0700

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